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The Garden and The Devil
Two guys are stnding overtop of a dead knight and theyre talking about what happened. One of these guy his namis McNultey abd he is the guy whp knows qhat's going on most.
"Well isn't this the shame? You grow up your whole lif eand you become a knight and thi s is not what thsi guy thought would be his life you know? I know how the game works and this is it this is the game,"
the other guy is the knights frine d and he sasi this to Mcnolty in retort: "But dear lord, how can thoust be sureth that tis not the white walkers that were the ones who were responsible for the death of my dearet friend lord baratheon's favouritew nkight Draconeous?"
"You eversen a whitewlkwer do this thia aiont a whitwalker I kow whate walkers. This is just pat of the game and it all happens over agaon even when it's over."
Th knight whois alive stil bends to one knee and he puts a loilly of the realm: a flower that has magical cerimonial powersontot the dead man and he sheds a one single tear. The live knight walks awayand McNult says "Westeros...what's next?"
The litle guy from game of thrones is drinkin g wu=ine in his party room and thenn McNutty shows up and he's like "hey"
To what do i ow this pleaseure royal detective? 9this is Lanistor ta;king)
"we got knights dyin out there and you'r in charge of the kightwatch so we gotta team up and do somthing or we're all boned in a big way!"
I caqn't halp you.
"Why does this think go deepter than dead knigths? your holindg back on me Dinklage!"
"if I helpyou my brouther would kill me but I can give you this" and the littlw guy hands mcNoltie the permit for the wire!
McNultoy and Bunkn go to the place wher a knight was dead before this episode started and the old freind s just go aorunf the bloody crimesene going "Fuck. FUCK. Futk. Cuk. Fuck fuckedy fuck fuck. IT;s the funniest part of the whoe thing.
After that the main charcater Mcbulty says "Ive got a play I need to be" and he shows up at the whorehouse drunk. Little finger is ther and says "hello detective here for sex?
McNulty sayd no, he si there to ask some qustions but little finger asks why not have a bit of prostitudes first? The peerfpreasure is too much and Mc Nulty has sex with a game of thrones prostitute and tells her how happy he is that they got the wire so that he can put an end to all of the corruption in westeros.
Litlefinger is listeing and you think its because he's a perve but it's because he's got a secret. He doesn;t like what he heres and goes to a desk where he's got an american passport that says Mayor Carcettti the Mayor of Baltomore and he burns it and then we know something really mesed up is going on!
To be continued obviously, but doesn't it make you think? Yikes!