Mash-Up FanFic Episode 4: Hannibal versus Fraiser

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If you've never seen Fraiser, you should know that a lot of the jokes are delivered via title cards.

If you've never seen Fraiser, you should know that a lot of the jokes are delivered via title cards.

Teh boss at Fraiser s office comes in to work looking like n idot (as usula) and Fraise ris talking to  the sportsman about how much he likes wine and how heis really a smart man and he wants to go to the opera tonight with hi s borther Niles. 

"scuse me everybody but I have an anouncement to tell you all about Frasier and his radio show" 

and Rozz says "Oh brother" and the laughs come out of the walls. 

"What is it bos?" Says Sportsan then he barks and the wals laugh. 

"Loks like everybodys favoritte guy from chers is about to get a cohost" 

"Oh BROTHER" says Ross and the the laughs. 

"Well I don;t really thing that si too nessesssary do you?"  (this is Faser our main man)

 "He I am jsut the boss I dont make the rules." Then the laughs becase he does.

"Whell wen does this appen?" 

Not jusy yet, he find out when the boss thells him and goes away. The smortsman says "Hey rozz you wnat to dtae me or have secs?" 

Roz: "GET A LIFE BULL DOG!" and the laughs.

Hannibal is a TV show based on a popular series of books about an enthusiastic cannibal. There haven't been any title cards in it yet, but it's only been on the air for a season. 

Hannibal is a TV show based on a popular series of books about an enthusiastic cannibal. There haven't been any title cards in it yet, but it's only been on the air for a season. 

Nils is loking tthough the binoclhuars on a sticka nd Fraer comes back with wine and theyre at the oppera. The guys next to NILES is HAnnibal Lecter but he is there a;; on his own. 

"Did you get the good wine/" sais nlies

"That depensson what you maen by goo d wine nills " 

"ass long as it is a more satsisfying than my marrage to mars my wife" 

Nobodynin the opera laighs but you hear the laughing. 

Then Hannible sas "that is good wine I can smell it form here becase I hav e a good nose for food. I am a newguy in Satele and I have a job as a radioman therabist"

"YOU!" Says Faser and Nilse drinks both glasss of wine. The laughter again. 

Fraser often gets caught with his foot in his mouth, Hannibal is often caught with other people's feet in his mouth (as food).

Fraser often gets caught with his foot in his mouth, Hannibal is often caught with other people's feet in his mouth (as food).

Hanabal and Friaser are both takin a call on the radio for adivse.

The callr is annoyins as heck! Oh man the peeople that call into these things you know? then he s done talking and thr laughter is in thew als again.

Fraser tries to give adise but Hannbal talks over hima dn gives the advise. The advise has comething  to doi kj with the other seens about acccepting chang and maybe ven making a new frined even if you hava n enemy at frist.

Th e walls say "AWWWWWWWWWW" and Frasert loks like a dick as usual.

Roz sais she's goin on a date and the walls lagh and then our man Fras talks to Hannibal.

 "I'm sory i was men o you at the oprea but i was worrie dyou were tking a job. I thiknk we can even be frends you kow? what do you say?"

"Yes." sais DR LECTER

"And here I was thining you were a cannibal or somethin." Wich is funny becasue Hanibal is a canibal but prety much noboddy knos. 

then there is credits and fraser sings a song abou eggs and there si a silent sceen where Hanobal is lookin all aroun the radio room for his lunch and its pretty funny like a quiet move but when he finds it you're like "WHO IS BEING T EATEN!!!?"

Definitelt to be continued!