Mash-Up FanFic Episode 5: Batman Versus Cheers

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Where Everybody Knows Your Name

The bar frm Cheers is filed with the regulers as usuel. You got he bartenders (obviusly0 and youv egot the mailmanand hi s buddy the fatman and Woddly Harison. Samandianne is having a fight and all teh peoplle you dont kno in the bar from Cheerrs ase lauging aboutit eventhough nobodys having anyfun on samandianes end. 

"Hey Woordy Harlson? CanI get a beer or do I gotta make a jok arond here?" this is the ftman and he is drunk. 

"I thinkit's been too many for you tonigt nomrand." 

Norm has always had a high tolerance for alcohol.

Norm has always had a high tolerance for alcohol.

Everyboddy laughs at this too  ut noone we can see is havin anyfun about this and the fatn loooks lik he needs helep. 

The dore opens and who comesin but the BATMAN we all kno and love but whatis he doin on Boston turf? 

"Hi bruce" says the mailman. 

"HiBruce" says a yonge FRASIER

"Hi Bruge"  says samanddinae

"Hi therr misterWAYNE" says Wooly Harlysam

And its liek batnam dosent even care until he lookstwice and dose a bubbletake! 

"hOW DO YOU GUYSALL KNOW MY NAME?" 

Well not all guys saus SamndDaina, alwys a feminst.

"everybuddy noes yourname here misterwayne" (woodsy sais this)) 

Everybuddy is drinking but theonly guy who s getting drunker is the fatman and its the saddett thing you ahve everyseen. 

 "sO YOURTELLING EM THAT YOU KNOW EVERYBODYS NAME THEN?"

Batman is unnerved by the familiarity that the bar's staff and patrons show toward him.

Batman is unnerved by the familiarity that the bar's staff and patrons show toward him.

"thatis right misterwaune" -Wooddy

"tHAT GVES ME AN IDEA. i NEED YOUR HELLPTHEIN TO SOLV SOME CRIMES. "

"OH I don;t know anything abouth tinat midter Wtane. Say youwann drink/"

"sURE!!" 

"me too woodyh arrison"  but everyboddu ignores the fatman. 

Sometim later Bat-man as always isnt verry happy. The fatman is in a husecoate and says hs going to bed and fallsaasleep onthe pool table and everybody laughsat him.

"i JSUT DON;T GET IS. THERE ARE PLACESLIKETHIS BOSTON PLACE BUT TH PLACE WHEREES i LIVE IS NOTHI LIKE THIS. aLLTHE TIME PEOPLE ARE BEIG LIKLLEDAND IMSUPPOSED TO STOPTHEM "

Samandiana says "sounds lik someone I KNOW."  

Whatdo you say you takoff the mask batam?"  sais Woofy. handin the capped crusaydr andother big ol beer.

 "yEAH SURE WHATEVER" says Batnam but don't youthink that mite eb a bad idewa? I think so!

Batmsn takes the maskoffans its bruse wasne like we all expectd. 

The ftmna onthe puoltable says "youdone it now and everybuddy laghs and batmn FINALLY KNOWS WHY HE KNOWS WHO NORMAND IS AFTER ALL!!

"cOMMISONER GORDN?" 

The laughs happne but batman is REALLY scrred!

'wHAT IS INTHE BEER?" wHAT IS INTHE berr!!!" 

Sandmandiane say "itsallover bruge!" 

Woods Harrysom says " I tride to tell you... but yous just woodling lissten..." 

Then BATMAN DIES!!!! The pooltable falls apart uder the commissonergordands weigth and he says "BATMAN I NEED YOU TO HELEP! NOOOOOOOOO!" 

Everybody lauhhs but what we ar all seing tis the end of BAt-man. 

 

Sorrybut I don't think this one is tobe continued.... 

The caped crusader meets an upsetting and nightmarish end.

The caped crusader meets an upsetting and nightmarish end.

OR is it????